宽宽的问题

宽宽说的10句话里, 有9句是问句. 因为爱提问题, 在学校还遭到了老师的表扬. 爸爸妈妈却经常被他的问题搞的头大.
 
妈妈在房间里泵奶, 宽宽不失时机的钻了进来. 指着妈妈身体的一个部位开始发问:
宽: "妈妈, 这是什么?"
妈: "弟弟的食堂. 宽宽, 去外面玩吧!"
宽: "妈妈, 食堂是什么?"
妈: "食堂是弟弟吃奶的地方. 宽宽, 去找爸爸吧!"
宽: "妈妈, 你在干什么?"
妈: "泵奶!"
宽: "妈妈, 什么是泵奶?"
妈: "就是把奶吸出来."
宽: "妈妈, 奶在哪里?"
妈: "奶在瓶子里"
宽: "妈妈, 这个是奶吗?"  (指着小漏斗)
妈: "不是!"
宽: "妈妈, 这个是奶吗?" (指着小管子)
妈: "不是!"
宽: "妈妈, 这个是奶吗?" (指着奶泵, 明显在捣乱)
妈: (不予理睬)
宽: "妈妈妈妈, 这个是奶吗?"
妈: "不–是!" (很不耐烦)
宽: "妈妈, 这个是–奶!" (指着小瓶里的奶)
妈: "噢, 这个是, 这个是!"
宽: (停了一会儿) "妈妈跟BRIAN一起看书吧?"
妈: "好, 等妈妈泵完奶….." (松了一口气, 终于停止烤问了)
宽: (又停了一会儿, 突然嘻皮笑脸的指着妈妈身体的另一对称部位问) "妈妈, 这是什么?"
 
妈妈终于惨叫一声, 晕到在地…..

2 responses to “宽宽的问题

  1. Hi, buddy, how are you doing? Cheng Cheng looks like his dad more while Kuan Kuan looks like his mom more. Kira doesn\’t speak a lot yet. So, couldn\’t share the happiness with you yet. Take care.

  2. Hi, buddy, how are you doing? Cheng Cheng looks like his dad more while Kuan Kuan looks like his mom more. Kira doesn\’t speak a lot yet. So, couldn\’t share the happiness with you yet. Take care.

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